22 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 4:44pm + 311,921 notes
via landxslide (originally joeseline)
23 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 4:43pm + 104,076 notes
via dustinnash (originally queerhound)

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

image

23 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 4:42pm + 8 notes
via emmalynsullivan (originally emmalynsullivan)

emmalynsullivan:

yesterday i told a girl in my class how i want to stay in new york but i also want to live by the ocean, but i also want to live in the south and she jokingly said “wow you don’t know what you want” but i can’t stop thinking about that

1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 5:14pm + 957 notes
via landxslide (originally heckacute)

heckacute:

I can’t wait until somebody gives up and settles for me. 

1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:26pm + 330,195 notes
via landxslide (originally fuck-benedict)

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:25pm + 533,545 notes
via landxslide (originally andiamjustasoul)

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:24pm + 75,089 notes
via landxslide (originally crash-mcbarason)

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:22pm + 104,787 notes
via breathofsam (originally michellekpoems)
And if your daughter came to you, crying with hunger, would you tell her no? Would you tell her she is too fat, she wants to much, she must shrink into society? No. Then why would you tell yourself the exact same thing? You are somebody’s daughter.
Michelle K., You Are Somebody’s Daughter.  (via u-nified)
1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:22pm + 152,929 notes
via dustinnash (originally aisforarthur)
1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:21pm + 44,651 notes
via deucebasket (originally landorus)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:19pm + 1,431 notes
via sealip (originally noprincessesallowed)
My first hysterectomy as a resident was on a 16-year-old who had an illegal abortion. Her pelvis was nothing but pus. That’s the sort of thing we saw all the time. I admitted about two or three women like this every night. That’s what we’re headed towards now. We’re heading back to those days.
Dr. Sherwood Lynn, Texas OBGYN, via http://bit.ly/1hzlqc8 (via noprincessesallowed)
1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:10pm + 259,546 notes
via landxslide (originally jeremymcbitchin)

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

1 day ago on 21 April 2014 @ 4:09pm + 516,719 notes
via landxslide (originally rapewhistled2013login-deactivat)

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

3 days ago on 20 April 2014 @ 11:25am + 18,206 notes
via alexjulez (originally aestheticgoddess)

aestheticgoddess:

Salvador Dali, The Elephants, 1948

3 days ago on 20 April 2014 @ 11:23am + 25,989 notes
via landxslide (originally vinebox)

vinebox:

When noone in group chat answers you